Radd with two D’s

Q. How do you make money making music?
A. we don’t

Q. How can Sneaky Hand maintain its freight train lifestyle?
A. Bounty Hunting…among other things

Sneaky Hand aint no crime fighters, but we aint criminals neither.

needless to say, we’re good at what we do. *Sneaky Hand*

Still, How often does a bust just fall into your lap? A. Not hardly…
But this bitch did, WOWZA!
Summoning ALL of our not inconsiderable experience and daring
and internet, Sneaky Hand was able to not get conned.

On Dec 19th Sneaky Hand received this email in response to an ad we placed for a drummer who was an explosives expert. (still looking by the way)

Hi Trey
I just came across your ad on craigslist.  I have listened to you on Myspace and think you guys have what it takes.  I would be interested in sponsoring your band once it’s put together and hope that you having this in place will assist with getting a pro level drummer.  I have sponsored a few groups previously but, I am not in the music business.  I do this for personal reasons but, also as a tax right-off.  If you are serious about your music get back to me ASAP.  Please understand I have NO desire to sponsor someones hobby.  I think this might be the best way to put together an amazing group!  I will call you later…

Kisses,
Angel

Q. too good to be true?
A. yyyyeah,
and whats up with that picture? and signing with kisses? so you want to give us money AND you’re a stone fox?

We aint got no tickets so why’s we winnin’ the lottery?

but we’re pros and we needed to be sure…so we called her…
she said she was going to fly out here and buy us a house and new gear and a bus with our name on it, but we knew something was fishy when she said she was doing this was because of how good our music is… it was apparent then, she had never heard our music.

if that don’t make you suspectin’ scope this scandalous hatespace, make sure to read the about me section.

We put all the pieces together: fraud, Angel Marie, Arizona, and typed them into various search engines…

ugly truth

Name: ANGELA MARIE RUBIO
Booked by Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office
on Dec. 02, 2010 for Fraud, Theft

Gender: FEMALE
Race: WHITE
Age: 37 (on date of arrest)
Height: 5’08
Weight: 260
Eyes: BLUE
Hair: BROWN

Charges:
001 FELONY COUNT OF THEFT
001 FELONY COUNT OF FRAUDULENT SCHEMES/ARTIFICES
Tracking #:#P719877

What we cant figure out is how can this con make money? Scam bands out of what? the three hundred dollars some four guys keep in a coffee can stuffed inside the kick drum? You want our identity? Is you’re credit not bad enough? Sneaky Hand on paper, looks a lot like vagrants, and insurance liabilities, traffic hazards with some possesion charges sprinkled in there. Hell, WE don’t want our identities! We will trade with anybody!..

except for with you angela, you’re chunks..blow.

Sneaky Hand wants to send a message to loco hombres that are fool enough to think they’re sneakier

“YOU REMEMBER THAT”

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